What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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